Find a rich wife, Make her go to work, She'll bring home the bacon, I'll go on a diet, I'll stay home Clean the house I'll make lots of garbage She'll throw it out I'll cook dinner, watch TV Iron the clothes and watch TV Life's not boring, I'll do the shopping, She'll come home, She'll be too tired, I'll raise the kids, Lazy bums, They're just like me, They'll be house husbands.