Not my idea of a vacation I want rest and relaxation Don't wanna go out and see the streets Sightseeing really bites Marvel at the land formations And the antique restorations I don't care what happened here Rather sit back and drink a beer than Walk around in Bermuda shorts Stay in overpriced resorts And buy some stupid souveniers Stop off at a place of interest Walk around and take some pictures Stroll around like a jerk Sightseeing's for the birds Driving around on a crowded bus With smelly people really sucks Don't want to sleep in tourist traps Don't want to sleep with bugs and rats or