Left, right, center
Left, right, center
Left, right, center
Left, right, center
Left, right, center
Left, right, center
Left, right, center
Left, right, ce... (left, right)
Come hang out in my crib, bro, it's all hugs
Watching bugs like it's VHS, it's all bugs
In the furniture store, shop for all rugs
McDonald's and dispensary, it's all nugs
Yeah, uh, ah
They think I'm meticulous
They call me D Green comma Nicholas
I told my last ex-wife just to picture this
Three ugly ass kids look ridiculous
Little green man
I am not the little green xan
Little green man
I am not a little green fan
Little green man
I am not a little green can
Little green man
I know a little green Dan
In a Mercedes
Yeah, I'm in a Mercedes
Young man that's in a Mercedes
Ten quid is all you should pay me
Cheap man on the regular
Mustard on the burger
Ten quid for the feature
Left hand in the right one
Two dicks, but I have one
Shark Tank sure are gonna pitch it
All of the states, but I'm British
I wish I got a flight home, but I missed it
You leave a cake on the table and I'll fist it
Ladies from the afterlife got affection
I want to suck your blood, no reflection
Having sex outside, I'm having sex in
Last week, I got a handy from a Texan
It's not Green Day yet, but it will be
Takes 21 guns just to kill me
I changed my clothes, but it's still me
In the shower, but my thoughts are still filthy
I'm in London eating rice and beans
Met ladies, and they're nice and mean
Like half-and-half
Put it in my coffee, that's half-and-half