This is the story of the trojan horse And how to win a war with army whores Build up a big fucking horse And fill it up with whores, army whores Open the doors, open the doors I have a horse full of whores Get the fucking horse through the doors You better beware and hold your horse This war ain't no game anymore This is a horse and it's full of whores Open the whores, open the whores I have a horse full of whores Let's rejoice and have some intercourse Cherish the moment, enjoy my whores But they didn't know of the pussy brute force Coitus interruptus, mousetrap of course So if you wanna win a war Or only want to come through the doors Build up a big fucking horse And stuff it full of whores, army whores This was the story of the trojan whores Trojan whores!