I have no hobbies and no education Some of the girls call me a jerk My only goal in life is marriage Then I will never have to work You were always, always such a bore But now you won't nag no more Silence is golden, you know Dead boys don't say no Hold my hand; let's go for a walk Our relation is neat and clean I will sleep with you if I have to A duty I perform like a machine Watch TV; eat fast food Let us stare at the walls Then we spend every weekend In the suburban shopping malls You were always, always such a bore But now you won't nag no more Silence is golden, you know Dead boys don't say no Wanna be boring and ordinary Buy us a tralier and a station wagon And a dog; that would be nice And maybe some sex on your vacation I reckon that'll have to suffice You're a pervert; you're a liar Where have you been all night? Get your hands off my body and Get the hell out of sight You were always, always such a bore But now you won't nag no more Silence is golden, you know Dead boys don't say no