Was a lonely guy with an ugly face Looking for sex all over the place Didn't have cash to pay for a whore Or even buy baby oil out at the store Didn't have the strength to commit rape He tried to stick it into a crepe Moved on to chickens and other food But it just couldn't satisfy this horny dude Motor Man Getting his penis caught in the fan He felt that his testicles might explode He couldn't release his high-protein load Just when he thought that all would be lost He caught a whiff of some diesel exhaust Love was in the air The time was ripe To try to stick it in the tailpipe But alas, it didn't work out too good So he went round to open the hood