Oh dear
You know
Sometimes it's just
Life can just be strange
Hm
It was yesterday
Around two o'clock
When I noticed that
Right around the block
Was my good friend
Named José José
I walked outside
And I brought my dog, Pickles
He peed in the grass
So I gave him the tickle
So he could relax
And not be sad
We kept walking around
The block that I live on
When we came up to the house
That we were going to soon be inside
If my friend let us inside
I knocked on the door three
One two three times
And the door opened
It was José José
And he was wearing
A funny little t-shirt
That had dolphins on it
I then realized
He was wearing
Zero underwear
And his wiener
Was showing and
He didn't seem to care
And Pickles seemed to
Think it strange
Pickles tried to bite it
So José José turned away
And slowly walked back into his house
And he grabbed some pants
And he put on those same pants
I started talking to José José
I said
"Let's play some chutes and ladders"
He said he'd rather not
I said it didn't matter
And we could do
Whatever he wanted
To do
He said
"You don't call
Remember no come over
Call if no before"
You see his speech was very poor
Because he didn't know
Anything about grammar
So I apologized
He took off his underwear
And he exercised
By doing jumping jacks
By himself in the corner
Of the room that we sat in
I said
"José José
Put on some underwear
Because my baby Pickles
Is getting too excited
And he just may have
To come over there and
Attack you"
He said
"Bacon
Bacon
Want pancake
No pickle
Relish
Baseball
Baseball"
I said
"José José
That made absolutely no sense
And I thought it was
Kind of strange
For you to talk that way
To me so I think
I shall be leaving with
Pickles right now"
He then ran after us
When we walked out the door
And he attacked little Pickles
And I said
"No more
You scare me and
I want to get away"
He over powered Pickles
I could defend no more
Yes I was done
So I thought I
Might as well try to make it some fun
I played along with José José
Attacking baby Pickles
When José finished playing
Is what he called it
But it was really attacking
It was strange because
Pickles wasn't even sad
Just a little bit tired
Me and José José smiled
And I said
"I didn't think Pickles would play rough
But it turns out that
Rough is just enough sometimes
And we should play again tomorrow"
So me and my baby Pickles
We walked away
As José José said
"Bye"
And we kept on walking
With a wave to him
Until we got to the place we live
I walked inside and took a shower
With my little baby pickles
Then I got ready for bed
Until I got in my bed
I didn't call José José
So then I got so cozy
Inside my bed
With my little baby Pickles
Who was all riled up in his head
We called José José
And he said he would come over
Over over
Over over over
It's time for this to be over