Well my car it ain't too cool Yeah, and it runs when it wants to And I barely got through school Somewhere, some say, there's a screw loose My best friend sleeps on my couch Yeah, he's a musician too So it's hard for me to see Why she loves someone like me With all my little imperfections How I don't have much direction Singing Free Bird in the shower And I don't water the flowers Fall asleep in chick flick movies Margaritas make me loopy She keeps me guessing Why she likes my little imperfections My Little Imperfections Well, my ladder of success Has got a few rungs missin And even when I look my best Looks like I'm goin fishin When her dad makes fun of me Well she never listens Cause that girl don't give a damn She like me the way I am With all my little imperfections How I don't have much direction Singing Free Bird in the shower And I don't water the flowers Fall asleep in chick flick movies Margaritas make me loopy She keeps me guessing Why she likes my little imperfections My Little Imperfections Yeah, she likes my little imperfections How I don't have much direction Singing Free Bird in the shower And I don't water the flowers Fall asleep in chick flick movies Margaritas make me loopy She keeps me guessing Why she likes my little imperfections My Little Imperfections I don't vote in no election And my hair is gettin thinner And I still love Lynard SKYNARD I don't have alot of money And my jokes are never funny She keeps me guessing Why she likes my little imperfections My Little Imperfections My Little Imperfections [Spoken:] One of my legs is shorter than the other one Drives her crazy