Drove myself to the lawyer's today And picked up a pen and signed my wife away I know I'll regret it but I don't know when But with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then Called my sister, said the deed was done And please don't tell Mama or anyone When I'm ready I'll call and confess my sins And with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then Got a brand new bottle and a clock on the wall And more time than I need to kill it all When the truth finally hits me I hope that the whiskey is settlin' in And with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then Got a brand new bottle and a clock on the wall And more time than I need to kill it all I woke up lyin' on our bedroom floor And cried 'til I just couldn't cry no more And tonight I'll go through the motions again And with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then Yeah with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then