Standing in the dock at Southampton
Tryna get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said "You've got to go back"
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are goin', they're gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymoonin' down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say: "You can make it ok
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain"
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are goin', they're gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talkin' in our beds for a week
The newspeople said: "Say what're you doin' in bed?"
I said: "We're only try to get us some peace"
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are goin', they're gonna crucify me
Savin' up your money for a rainy day
Givin' all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said: "Oh, boy when you're dead
You don't take nothin' with you, but your soul, think"
Made a lightnin' trip to Vienna
Eatin' chocolate cake in a bag
Newspaper said "She's gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag"
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are goin', they're gonna crucify me
Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said: "We wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back"
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are goin', they're gonna to crucify me
The way things are goin', they're gonna to crucify me