There ain't no honky tonks in Texas George ain't got no exes That sun ain't hot Beer ain't good ice cold Well Willie ain't in Austin Smokin' dope and coughin' And I thank God I ain't got you to hold When I lay down at daylight The only thing on my mind Is how happy I am And if that ain't a lie There ain't no honky tonks in Texas George ain't got no exes And I thank God I ain't got you to hold (Let 'em know) When all my friends come over They always find me sober I never bring you up Oh girl if that's the truth There ain't no honky tonks in Texas George ain't got no exes That sun ain't hot Beer ain't good ice cold Well Willie ain't in Austin Smokin' dope and coughin' And I thank God I ain't got you to hold There ain't no honky tonks in Texas George ain't got no exes That sun ain't hot Beer ain't good ice cold Well Willie ain't in Austin Smokin' dope and coughin' And I thank God I ain't got you to hold Hey I thank God I ain't got you to hold