Meet me down in the lobby Honey we've gotta pay for our sins I bought a bottle of aspirin And the coffee is free until 10 I heard the groom's little brother Is in worse shape than anyone else Yellow stains in the mattress Now he's black listed from the hotel And the church looked like a federal building And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice We may all not believe in a heaven But the bride'll make a hell of a wife And honey that's all that matters right now Chardonnay on the rooftop All the bridesmaids abandoned their heels Dirty jokes in the speeches As the bachelors surveyed the field I could feel your eyes on me As I was talking the ear off the priest The newlywed's little secret That they planned to announce when he leaves And the church looked like a federal building And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice If we all had a ticket to heaven Last night we made our maker think twice But honey that doesn't matters right now We gather to witness the merging of hearts Then load into limos and trash mini bars Give into vices and speak to the stars And the church looked like a federal building And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice We may all not believe in a heaven But the bride'll make a hell of a wife And honey that's all that matters And honey that's all that matters And honey that's all that matters right now