Programming like this
Is made possible by viewers like you
Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked out
Every day, every day, I can't get the evil out
Every night I feel so far away
Someday, someday, will it ever be okay?
Every day it's a brand new episode
Every day, I guess we'll see just how far it goes
Every day it seems like no one sees and no one knows
Every day I kind of wanna cancel the show
Most days I just feel like I'm making it up (call off the show)
I pray to God that I'm just making it up (I don't wanna go to the show)
I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like
"This is real as fuck!"
"I love the way they don't give up!"
Tweet about it: "More stories like this, so important"
But it really happened
Oh god, it really happened!
"So, uh, I have this idea for where, like, a cartoon or something..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And it's like, there's these fucked up kids..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And like, through the power of, um..."
"Understanding."
"Yeah, it could totally be understanding, or like, forgiveness or something..."
"Uh-huh."
"Um, they like, overcome all their fears..."
"And in the end, they turn out totally fine."
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Oh, what the fuck?
(Hahaha)
(What the?)
(Uh, I wanna do that again!)
Every day, it's another new episode
Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone
I can feel the evil in me
I'm such a faker really (meat off the bone)
Crisis line, all agents busy
I feel so guilty (meat off the—)
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?