All my friends live on the internet Oo All my friends live on the internet Oo C'mon Would you be mad If I said I never really wanna meet ya In-person like Wouldn't that kill The vibe we got? Would you be sad If I said You're probably my best friend My mom Thinks I'm pathetic I think she's getting old All my friends live on the internet Oo All my friends live on the internet Oo There's nothing virtual about you All my friends live on the internet Oo C'mon Are you free to talk right now? There's no one in this town that gets me Maybe you and I Could kill some aliens And laugh it off? Would you be glad If I said I'm never ever Gonna ghost ya Can ya hear me? No. Hold up I am frozen My Wi-Fi's down again How am I supposed To see my friends When DSPs be throttling No cap I slap my Wi-Fi router But notice that my neighbor Set his password to Secret123 Lucky me All my friends live on the internet Oo All my friends live on the internet Oo There's nothing virtual about you All my friends live on the internet Oo Yeah