God, I wish somebody would've told me when I was younger That all bodies aren't the same Photoshop itty-bitty models on magazine covers Told me I was overweight I stopped eating, what a bummer Can't have carbs and a hot girl summer If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I'd say (what!?) I know Victoria's secret And, girl, you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashin' in on body issues Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's secret She was made up by a dude (dude!) Victoria was made up by a dude (damn! Bleh!) Victoria was made up by a dude I wish somebody would've told me that 'thighs of thunder' Meant normal human thighs The freakin' pressure I was under To lose my appetite and fight the cellulite With Hunger Games like every night If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I'd say (hey, Harper) I know Victoria's secret And, girl, you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashin' in on body issues Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's secret She was made up by a dude (dude!) Victoria was made up by a dude (damn! Bleh!) Victoria was made up-, take it I know Victoria's secret And, girl, you wouldn't believe (yes, Harper) She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashin' in on body issues Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's secret Let's go! I know Victoria's Secret And, girl, you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off girls like me Cashin' in on body issues Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's Secret She was made up by a dude (dude!) Victoria was made up by a dude (damn! Bleh!) Victoria was made up by a dude