Welcome to the Escape Room, Where the rules are limited and your thoughts don't matter Hang up your coat, put on your dancing shoes, And grab some of our special, life-numbing juice Our top shelf is reserved for your Darkest secrets and deepest tribulations Bottom shelf is on special for those with Self-conscious tendencies or shallow regrets Pack your bags - only the strong-willed find the exit Everybody wants to dance like meeeeee Fallin' and crawlin' all over the floor Don't you think that we should make a scene! Everybody wants to dance like meeeeee Fallin' and crawlin' all over the floor Don't you think that we should make a scene! Step into my trance Here's some liquid confidence Hang your life at the door Another sip, and you'll want more Everybody wants to dance like meeeeee Fallin' and crawlin' all over the floor Don't you think that we should make a scene! Everybody wants to dance like meeeeee Fallin' and crawlin' all over the floor Don't you think that we should make a scene! Hey mama With a baby in her hand a bottle in the otha Over the can she hovers Spillin' out her guts as she reaches for anotha She's got a brotha With a needle in his hand and his pain in the otha He's under cova Playin' like a boss, when the kicker is his lova She can't see when her brain is fading That she is the light and the life worth saving With the bottle dead and her head gone numb The night is all that remains when the morning comes When the morning comes Everybody wants to dance like me Na na na, na na na na na! Na na na, na na na na na! Na na na, na na na na na! Na na na, na na na na na!