Oh, look! That dog over there's takin' a poo Mama says I shouldn't My daddy says I wouldn't Do you really care what they say? Should I get on the ground and get all filthy? Not where all the puppies play Maybe you're right Let's try something cleaner That dog looks like a Weiner! You know you really have bad taste Every night at dinner When dinner should begin Our mom said, "Don't let any shit go to waste" And she also says Don't play with doo-doo Oh, don't play with poo Don't listen to her! Don't play with doo-doo Or I'm gonna beat you black and blue Oh, hell no Do play with doo-doo Oh, do play with poo Maybe just a sample Do play with doo-doo Baby, let your filthy girl shine through It's still warm! Don't touch that doo-doo Oh, do touch that poo What should I do, do? It's time for me to play with No, don't you play with Yeah, come on and touch that Oh, I've gotta touch it Wow, she's gotta touch that poo! God, oh, I'm so glad that's over I'm starving, you got anything good out here to eat?