Once a year, we're called together To a castle in the fog Where we recognise the very best And the diva is a dog! Diva is a dog! Diva is a dog! She's a dog! And all the girls say Raf, raf, raf, raf, raf At the Bitch Ball! Raf, raf, raf, raf, raf At the Bitch Ball! I can turn around I can lie on the ground Look what I found I got laid at the pound Raf, raf At the Bitch Ball! Raf, raf, raf, raf, raf At the Bitch Ball! I'm a sucker for meat I'm always in heat Can I get a treat? I peed in the street! (Oh, girl) So, welcome one and all! Welcome one and all! Welcome one and all! One and all! To the Bitch Ball!