God damn it, these damn dirty dick pigs,
No one will send me their face pic
Like I'm not fucking the headless horseman (hello)
I see you girl
That muscle queen don't wear a shirt
From groundhog's day to thanksgiving
No matter how cold it is
So I'm like send me a dick pic
And then I'm like how will that even get in here?
I mean, do you see it? It's totally a chode,
Like thicker than long
I mean, who has a full bush?
You couldn't even work in an Andrew Christian outlet
It's not even trimmed
But then he asked me if I was vers and I was like
Hah, Let me take a hole pic.
Let me take a hole pic
(Ooh) Let me take a hole pic
(Ugh) Let me take a hole pic
I can see your hole pic
Uhh, Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with sierra or low fi.
I want it to look real pink.
Should I say D&D free cause poppers are totally fine
I don't wanna seem slutty
But everybody knows I took a fist of pride last year
How about no BB, hashtag Prep, no fists, no fems!
Lemme take another hole pic
Lemme take another hole pic
(Mm lemme take another hole pic)
Can I take a hole pic?
Girl help me take my hole pic
Get closer! Don't just zoom, get in there!
Pos, unsure or neg? I mean I haven't been tested in years
But I'm total- Aaah I'm always safe
It's not like a cinco de mayo or a white party
Bareback is ratchet, I mean especially if he's not cute
Don't try to fuck me with a lube sample pack either
Bring some gun oil!
He said he was straight acting and I said totally, me too!
I topped in 2006
I wish his dick pic was scratch and sniff
Craigslist is the new eBay, everybody's hooking
I like Scruff because hair dudes are like hot loofahs
It's so exfoliating
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
I guess he liked my hole pic
(Urgggh lemme take my hole pic)
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Click Click, Hole Pic!
Lower!
Ooh it's so blown out!
Turn the flash off! Ugh!