S-A-N-T-AYYYY
Ho money
I want mo' money
I want snow money
I want yo' money
Ho money
I want mo' money
I want snow money
I want yo' money
Once upon a time, not long ago
HO HO HO HO
And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, Gutbucket list
All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap
Like a present, bitch
HO HO HO HO
Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney
Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney
I said, if we gonna fuck I want presents
Got a quarter ounce of weed and new dresses
Send a venmo to my email addresses
Make ya holidays real fuckin' pleasant
Back to the point
December two-five in this bitch, it's the shit
Get me some hookers, man, cause I'm rich
Look around
Thanksgiving's passed, why you late
I'm Christmas lunch, you a Passover plate
But I suck em' though
Shiny knob just like, Rudolph's ruddy nose
Gift wrapping paper, that's for when he blows
Then take them gifts, meant for them other hoes
And I-
Once upon a time, not long ago
HO HO HO HO
And Santa's gettin' it
Had me screamin' "Jesus of Nazareth!"
All on the flo'
And shit was gettin' LIT
Mrs. Claus, don't try it, cause I'll fight a bitch
HO HO HO HO
You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Gimme whole milk
Mm, tastes great
You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Gimme whole milk (Yeah, I'm a HO HO HO)
Mm, tastes great
All night, snow trickin' ho
Turkey gettin' stuffed, Spit roast
Wearin' summer clothes in the snow
Ho is life, can't get cold
And ima zippin' it
My stockings hung, why?
Cause you wearin' it
Turn a trick, suck a dick, get the benefits
Buy some tits for a sick Make-A-Wish- kid
Yeah, I'm here
Dick up in my rear
My heels, my tops, gotta clutch somewhere
On mine, no hands, while I ride that beard
If it's good, bring it back next year
D-d-double-u I L L A
M on the end, swing it round like, HEY
W I L L A
M on the end, swing it round like, HEY
Once upon a time, not long ago
HO HO HO HO
And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, gutbucket list
All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap, like a present bitch
HO HO HO HO
Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney
Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney
HO HO HO is life, bitch