Trespassing on private property FaceTiming with my mommy Flipping out when playing Monopoly Recycled plastic injected into Trinity Eating Chickenjoy with Jiggly Laughing when my husband tickles me Getting vodka tonics at the bar for free Teleport us to Mars, teletubby Hot-glueing costumes on season three Telling people my name comes from the Philippines Autotuning catchy melodies Knocking down portraits of Jujubee I don't know why I can't stop singing My voice is really really ear-piercing Oh my God it's really annoying Someone put me out of my misery Ugh! Oh my Goodness I had to put a stop to that before that song gets eternally stuck in all of our heads, just like Hot Couture Okay. You're welcome. Alright. It's not gonna happen God, it is catchy Na na na na na Jeep Cherokee—oh my God Na na na Blanche and Dorothy—oh God, it's happening! Oh my God, help me! Please!