There's as many trees in the woods
As jobs that I would take, if I could
I'm not saying I'm qualified
But I'd be damned if I ain't gonna try
I've never heard of it but I'll figure it out later
Might not be an expert but I'm not a faker
If they say they want a domnatrix
Then I'm gonna learn to crack that whip
If they say they need a diner waitress
Then they're gonna watch me earn that tip
Cuz I came through life with an open mind
Cuz who knows if it fits?
I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks
All that money there in the jar
I earned when I was younger racing cars
And that check inside that white envelope
I got from thumping canteloupe
I've never heard of it but I'll figure it out later
Oh, might not be an expert but I'm not a faker
If they need someone to drive the pontoon,
Then I'm gonna learn to back it up
If they say I need to sail a vaccuum
Then I'm gonna show 'em I don't suck
Cuz I came through life with an open mind
Cuz who knows if it fits?
I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks
I've never heard of it but I'll figure it out later
Even if that means I wrestle a gator (gator, gator, gator, gator)
If I'm making honey in Atlanta
Imma do it better than the bees
If I'm moving tupperware in Tampa
Then I'm gonna sell a QVC
Cuz I came through life with an open mind
Cuz who knows if it fits?
I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks
I throw it up against the wall and see what sticks