I remember the first time that I saw Betty Jean
I knew then and there that's who I wanted to be, yeah
Long nails, dyed wigs
Tattoos and low-cut blouses
She was the classiest thing that I had ever seen
No one said but everyone knew
Betty Jean wasn't someone you looked up to
She lives two trailers down but she's uptown stuff
Sweet as a pie but she's Tenessee tough
With hair as tall as the tales that surround her
She's got fourty-seven dollars in her bank account
But looks like money every Friday night out
She's too big for this place but she'll never leave it
She's a double wide diva
Betty Jean had a face that looked like Tammy Faye
Never leave home without it, that's what she'd always say
Dark eyes, red lips
Drawn on as big as she'd want it
You can love her, you can hate her, but you can't look away
No one said but we all agreed
There was no one else here quite like Betty Jean
She lives two trailers down but she's uptown stuff
Sweet as a pie but she's Tenessee tough
With hair as tall as the tales that surround her
She's got fourty-seven dollars in her bank account
But looks like money every Friday night out
She's too big for this place but she'll never leave it
She's a double wide diva
Yeah, yeah
She's a double wide diva
You can't get nothing past the people in this town
So they've all noticed that I'm wearing her high heels now
I live two trailers down by them uptown stuff
Sweet as pie but I'm Tennessee tough
With hair as tall as the tales that surround me
Yeah, I've got fourty-seven dollars in my bank account
But look like money every time I step out
I'm too big for this place but I'll never leave it
I said I'm too big for this place but I'll never leave it
I'm a double wide diva
Yeah, yeah
I'm a double wide Diva