I'm just an average man with an average life I work from nine to five, oh hell, I pay the price All I want is to be left alone in my average home But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight zone I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy, oh oh I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me is it just a dream When I come home at night I bolt the door real tight People call me on the phone, I'm trying to avoid But can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid When I'm in the shower I'm afraid to wash my hair Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there People say I'm crazy, just a little touch But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much That's why I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy, oh oh I always feel like somebody's watching me Who's playing tricks on me Who's watching me Are the neighbors watching me Is the mailman watching me And I don't feel safe anymore, oh, what a mess I wonder who's watching me now (who?), the IRS I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy, oh oh I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me is it just a dream I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy, oh oh I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me it can't be