Listen everybody 'bout Johnny Valentine He goes out with girls all of the time He's in love with 'em all, he goes every night He's got about a hundred, he likes to hold 'em tight All about Johnny, he's really no square A real sharp guy with ducks in his hair He wears T-shirts and blue jeans and motor-cycle boots He's a real tough guy and the girls think he's cute Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine He's a lover not a fighter, they call him Johnny Valentine Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine When the chauffeur takes him out in his big Cadillac There's no such thing as a-holding 'em back They're all right there, they're ready to ride They have to take turns to sit by his side Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine He's a lover not a fighter, they call him Johnny Valentine Not too long ago a girl got him all alone She said, marry me Johnny, let's get us a home He said, look out now baby, don't you shoot me that line You know as well as I do I haven't got the time Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine He's a lover not a fighter, they call him Johnny Valentine