Listen everybody 'bout Johnny Valentine
He goes out with girls all of the time
He's in love with 'em all, he goes every night
He's got about a hundred, he likes to hold 'em tight
All about Johnny, he's really no square
A real sharp guy with ducks in his hair
He wears T-shirts and blue jeans and motor-cycle boots
He's a real tough guy and the girls think he's cute
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
He's a lover not a fighter, they call him Johnny Valentine
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
When the chauffeur takes him out in his big Cadillac
There's no such thing as a-holding 'em back
They're all right there, they're ready to ride
They have to take turns to sit by his side
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
He's a lover not a fighter, they call him Johnny Valentine
Not too long ago a girl got him all alone
She said, marry me Johnny, let's get us a home
He said, look out now baby, don't you shoot me that line
You know as well as I do I haven't got the time
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
Johnny Valentine, Johnny Valentine
He's a lover not a fighter, they call him Johnny Valentine