Hey Baby, where you been? I left you here an hour ago I'm waiting for the fight to begin So the people can enjoy the show You buy a sandwich and I get mad But then I want a bite You're like a bobcat getting poked with a stick Irritated with all of your might Just for spite When I come home after work Dead tired, sick as a crime You call me a no-count jerk And you ask me where I been And you think that I'm lying You buy a sandwich and I get mad But then I want a bite You're like a bobcat getting poked with a stick Irritated with all of your might Just for spite Yeah baby I've been out Betting on the horses at Jefferson Downs There's no reason to scream or shout I'm deaf and dumb to your sounds You buy a sandwich and I get mad But then I want a bite You're like a bobcat getting poked with a stick Irritated with all of your might Just for spite