BEETLEJUICE:You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal
(Yes I do! Yes I do!)
Girl, the way I see it
Your Daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around
(And kill him!)
LYDIA:What?
BEETLEJUICE:Nothing
Revenge is not as fun
(And believe me it is fun)
If you're not there to claim the scalp
And I can be so...
LYDIA:Gross?
Creepy?
Ugly?
Disgusting?
BEETLEJUICE:Well, sure, but more importantly
The point is I can help
I'm in your corner
LYDIA:I don't want you in my corner
BEETLEJUICE:And I can be the worst
No, the best
No, the worst
We can be a team
Like the world has never seen
But you gotta free me first
So Lydia don't off yourself
Just stop yourself
I can help you stay in the game
Together we'll exterminate!
Assassinate!
LYDIA:No!
BEETLEJUICE:The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name
LYDIA:But I don't know your name
BEETLEJUICE:Well I can't say it
LYDIA:How 'bout a game of charades?
BEETLEJUICE:Ok, let's play it
LYDIA:Two words
BEETLEJUICE:Ok
LYDIA:Second word
BEETLEJUICE:Right
LYDIA:Drink?
BEETLEJUICE:No
LYDIA:Beverage?
BEETLEJUICE:No
LYDIA:Wine?
BEETLEJUICE:No
LYDIA:Juice?
BEETLEJUICE:Yes!
LYDIA:Ok
First word
BEETLEJUICE:Ok
LYDIA:Ant?
BEETLEJUICE:No
LYDIA:Bug?
BEETLEJUICE:Close, but no
LYDIA:Beetle?
BEETLEJUICE:Yes!
LYDIA:Beetlejuice?
Wow, I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken
Unbroken
Ready?
LYDIA:Yeah
BEETLEJUICE:Ok go...
LYDIA:Beetlejuice...