My optometrist told me that my eyes are fine But I've been told that love is blind Should I walk around so freely with my eyes closed Until I freely walk into my new beau My podiatrist told me that my walk's ideal But my head's nowhere near my heels Should I somersault in every which direction? Until I meet a suitable connection? I've spent hours and hours and hours just talking to my trusty GP But the doc says I'm showing no symptoms And I'm not sure how that can be My cardiologist told me that my heart is neat But should it not be skipping beats? So I'll give myself a mean case of the hiccups 'Til I skip a couple beats and become love struck