I've never kissed a man before
Now isn't that a shame?
I've never kissed a man before, before I knew his name
I've never had a taste for wine
Now, isn't that a sin?
I've never had a taste for wine, for wine can't compare with gin
It's nice as nice can be
My faith is at last restored
To know that vice can be its own reward
I always go to bed at 10
Now isn't that a bore?
I always go to bed at 10, then I go home at 4
The other woman finds time to manicure her nails
The other woman is perfect where her rival fails
And she's never seen with pin curls in her hair anywhere
The other woman enchants her clothes with French perfume
The other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room
And there's never toys scattered everywhere
And when her old man comes to call
He'll find her waiting like a lonesome queen
For when he's by her side
It's such a change from old routine
But the other woman will always cry herself to sleep
The other woman will never have his love to keep
And as the years go by, the other woman will live her life alone
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And when her old man comes to call
He'll still find her waiting like a lonesome queen
For when she's by his side
It's such a change from the old routine
But the other woman will always cry herself to sleep
The other woman will never have his love to keep
And as the years go by, the other woman will live her life alone
The other woman will live her life alone