Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head?
I gotta new friend by the name of Mr. Z
(Well, what's wrong with that don't you like what you see?)
Hmm, if I had a choice, yo, I'd rather be me
See he's kinda not like a kinda average kinda guy
Kinda say what, make ya kinda say why
Did you see that, what he did to his cat?
It's all big and fat and now it wears caps
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day, trying' to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does, down his street
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four
Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore
Yo, you gotta sit back, relax while I hit you with a tale
Of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail
M I S T E R Z, he doesn't realize
That it wasn't really meant to be
Him up at the top, he never wanna stop
The fool, up in the pool doin' a big belly flop
Now even sunbathing, he could never get it right
'Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day, trying' to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does, down his street
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four
Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day, trying' to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does, down his street
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four
Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife
Works all day, trying' to make ends meet
Just the same as everybody does, down his street
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini, but he's six foot four
Mr. Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore