Conspiracy Theories
The first time I heard about it, it was across the sea
Where people eat bats, they caught this bad disease
Then I heard it came from a science lab
Some genius playing with germs but it all went bad
Maybe it was Wuhan could have been the government
And I also have my own conspiracy theory
Heard some people talking they were comparing schemes
One said it's a weapon another said it's from 5g
Maybe a billionaire with a master plan
Maybe another scam from a businessman
Saw it on the internet or heard it on the street
And I bet you have your own conspiracy theory
From the 60's it's been around
But this specific strain has never been found
Called Disease X in 2018
And now I'm sitting here in quarantine
My nose is runny, but they say it's not a sign
Cause' I can hold my breath for ten seconds at a time
I'm eating lots of garlic and drinking tea
Magic mineral solution with added bleach
Now you've got me paranoid I can barely breath
Don't want to hear conspiracy theories
Some say it was the Russians some say it's a black hole
Some are saying it's as harmless as the common cold
The Americans have got their priorities
The National Guard is bagging groceries
A ploy to keep my hands clean or money from a vaccine
I had enough of these theories
From the 60's it's been around
But this specific strain has never been found
Called Disease X in 2018
And now I'm sitting here in quarantine
So let me end this ditty by putting your mind at ease
I have found a cure for this horrible disease
Before you let your mind go off again
This is what I would recommend
Try to stop yourself from posting if you please
And we'll put an end to these conspiracy theories