We wait with bated breath
Oh my God, your shit is so hot
With all the latest threads
Don't care if you get it or not
Oh, no, oh, yeah
It's all about the look and making sure you're quaffing your quim
Just need to set the hook and wait 'til someone reels you in
Yeah, yeah
It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez (ah)
It's only Hilton we hear (ha)
And we don't care if you're from Texas or Juarez
Or if you're straight or you're queer
You may be a headline on TMZ
'Cause Harvey Levin's the man
One thing's for sure, you're a hunk of meat
Your manager won't tell ya
Your agent just sells ya
You're pompous as hell
You're just a flash in the pan
♪
♪
Don't have a record deal, or any movie to push
You got a demo reel
You're good at flashin' your bush
Oh, yeah
Just hoping that your 15 minutes can generate a career (ah)
If you're lucky, you'll get 15 seconds
Then get thrown out on your ear
You may be a headline on TMZ
'Cause Harvey Levin's the man
One thing's for sure, you're a hunk of meat
Your manager won't tell ya
Your agent just sells ya
You're pompous as hell
You're just a flash in the pan
♪
It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez
It's only Hilton we hear (ah)
And we don't care if you're from Texas or Juarez
Or if you're straight or you're queer
You may be a headline on TMZ
'Cause Harvey Levin's the man
One thing's for sure, you're a hunk of meat
But your manager won't tell ya, your agent just sells ya
You may be a star, the celeb du jour
With your own little legion of fans
But you won't get far on this fantasy tour
'Cause your manager won't tell ya, your agent just sells ya
You're pompous as hell
You're just a flash in the pan
You're just a flash in the pan
Yeah
♪
(Oh, what's that?)