Woke up Thursday morning
I saw that you were gone
The window was wide open
The TV was still on
Ice road truckers
Echoes through my mind
My screw top friends left me
Two kinds of blind
The shitty white wine (the shitty white wine)
It tastes like turpentine
Breakfast in a bottle, for three ninety-nine
I check through the pockets of my trousers and my coat
Down the crack at the back of my sofa, I found a roll up five pound note
Enough for a two-course breakfast
If I was so inclined, dry roasted peanuts
And shitty white wine, and shitty white wine
(Shitty white wine) it tastes like turpentine
A kangaroo on the label, is never a good sign
It's just another bottle of a shitty white wine
♪
Thrash is on the corner
Check my watch for opening time
The lights aren't even on yet
It's only ten to nine
Some bottles in the window
They're looking back at me
They don't look like much at all
But they're buy one, get one free
Shitty white wine (shitty white wine)
It tastes like turpentine
The kangaroo on that label, is never a good sign
It's just another bottle of shitty white wine
The shitty white wine (shitty white wine)
It tastes like turpentine
Comes with a warning, for the headache in the morning
But it's just another bottle, just another bottle
Just another bottle of the shitty white wine
♪
(Two, three, four)
Oh, common, ooh shitty white wine, shitty white wine, shitty white wine
Oh, come oh, somebody, help now
Shitty white wine, shitty white wine