No one should be on their own at Christmas
It's that time of the year, when I hide my beer
Behind my throne on the second floor
Sleep it off in the sleigh, in the window display
As soon as they close the front door
There's a shortage of elves, so I'm here by myself
I've got ice cream in my beard
I ask what would they like, a bear or a bike
I need a break, 'cause I feel a bit weird
Ho, ho, ho, holy shit
It's the night before Christmas and me and the lights are both lit
Might go back to my street, stand in the sleet
See the lights spilling out from inside
It's my first Christmas alone
When no one should be on their own
I know I'm in trouble, I'm seeing double
Is that twins or just the one kid?
My last written warning came first thing this morning
I shouldn't have said what I did, but I did
Ho, ho, ho, holy shit
Like I told them before, at the door, you can't sack me, I quit
I'm there in the garden, they're just starting to carve
And break out my wine
It's my first Christmas alone
When no one should be on their own
And no one left out in the cold
This is my first Christmas alone
I know I did wrong
But if love is as strong as they say
Let me back in your heart, if just for one day
It's my first Christmas alone
When no one should be on their own
And no one left out in the cold
This is my first Christmas alone
It's my first Christmas alone
When no one should be on their own
My heart's not made out of stone
This is my first Christmas alone
My first Christmas alone
When no one should be on their own
And no one left out in the cold
This is my first Christmas alone
My first Christmas alone
When no one should be on their own
My heart's not made out of stone
This is my-
This is my first Christmas alone
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Merry Christmas