Yeah, what's up, what's goin' on?
Before we start this next record
I gotta put my shades on
So I can feel cool
Remember that law
When you have to put your shades on to feel cool?
Well it's still a law, you gotta put your shades on so you can feel cool
You know what I'm sayin'?
I'ma put my shades on so I can see what you ain't doin'
And you ain't doin' nothin', you ain't doin' nothin'
That I don't see
Now let's get on with this shit anyway
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Way, way down, in the ghetto Tee
The badass pimp stepped on the signifying rapper's feet
And the rapper said, "Nigga can't you see
You're standin' on my motherfucking feet?"
The badass pimp said "Sure, I ain't heard a cocksucking word you said
You say some' more, I'll be standin' on your motherfucking head"
Yeah that's what he said
'Cause every day, when the sun go down
The badass pimp come and kick that rapper's ass all over ghetto town
But the rapper got wise, started using his wit
And said man, "I'm gettin' tired of this kick-ass shit"
So early, early, early the very next day
The rapper said, "Mister pimp, mister pimp, I got something to say
This is mean, big bad faggot comin' your way
He talk about you so bad, turn my hair gray"
Listen, listen to what he say
Listen to this mister badass pimp
This what the faggot said
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He said, "You know your daddy and he's a faggot
And your mother's a whore"
He said he seen you sellin' asshole door to door
Yeah that's what he said, listen to what else he said mister badass pimp
He said, your granny, she's a dyke
And your other brother, he's a faggot
And your little sister Loo
She's so low she sucked the dick of a little maggot
Yeah that's what he said
The badass pimp was mad
Jumped up in a hell of a rage
Hopped in his Caddy and loaded his 12 gauge
Caught up with the faggot on 55th and Vine
Said you faggot, "It's gonna be your ass or mine"
The faggot looked at the pimp, and saw fear in his eyes
Said, "Motherfucker, you better go fuck with somebody your own damn size"
The pimp made his move and thought he was fast
The faggot side-stepped him and kicked him in his ass
They fought all that night and all the next day
That faggot kicked that pimp's ass in a hell of a way
Me myself, I don't know how he survived
Came back to the projects more dead than alive
And the rapper, standin' up on one of those tall ass project buildings
He said, "Damn, somethin' smells"
He said, mister badass pimp look live you've been through hell
As I told one of my hoes before you left
I should've kicked your ass my motherfucking self