One, two, three ♪ I am gross and perverted, I am obsessed and deranged I have existed for years, but very little had changed I'm the tool of the government and industry too For I am destined to rule and regulate you I might be vile and pernicious, but you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get, have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out from you TV set You'll obey me while I lead you and eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help, no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold ♪ That's right, folks... don't touch that dial ♪ I am the slime from your video Oozing along the living room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go I am the slime from your video Oozing along on the living room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go