I am he As you are he As you are me As we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly, I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come (Better come now) Corporation T-shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mr. City Policemen sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain (nice tan) I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob G-goo goo g' joob Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the Joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob G-goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob G-goo goo g' joob goo Juba juba juba