To be a princess is to know which spoon to use To be a princess is a thousand pairs of shoes Have your breakfast served in bed Wear some diamonds on your head Get a foot massage and mani-pedi too To be a princess is to live a dream come true Curtsey when princes come to call Wear a new gown to every ball All through the day there's Just one way you must behave Pose with a feather in your hat Stretch on a golden yoga mat Bend from above and always Wear your gloves and wave Shoulders back and Tummy in and Pinky out and Lift the chin and Slowly turn your head From side to side Breathing gently Stepping lightly Smile brightly Nod politely Do everything you do With pride Glide To be a princess is to wear your family crest To be a princess is to always do your best To be a popstar is to know which mike to use To be a popstar is to not fall off your shoes To rehearse until it's right Give a great show every night And have room service with anything you choose To be a popstar is to love your great reviews Take in the latest fashion show Fly for a lunch to Mexico No time for friends except your dog And your guitar Tweet everyone your latest news Sit for a thousand interviews Love every fan no matter how Bizarre they are Here's the camera There's the camera And a camera And a camera And another autograph To sign ("Love Keira") Change your clothes and Strike a pose and Work the crowd and Take a bow and Don't forget to post it All online Shine To be a popstar is to never act your age