It's hard to live in a basement And not get carried away When you're a caveman on the pavement in the U.S.A. A light head in the headlights Staring temporarily stunned Three whole weeks spent throwing matchsticks at the sun Iron woman They're amazed that we managed to stay afloat Iron woman Seven days at the bow of a wobbly boat on the Northern Atlantic Sailing off for enemy shore We packed up our black axe and our rucksacks back in 794 But once we conquered the mainland She made some high society friends I never heard one word from my Viking girl again Iron woman Fell in love with the General's shiny stars Iron woman What happened to the rhino I know? Iron woman Wrestle off all the rivets around your heart Iron woman I can still draw your picture in the dark