Yeah That whole sport thing (right) Tell me a story One time, at age five I struck out in tee-ball, and I knew That whole sport thing probably wouldn't work out My only reason to be playing in the little league Was because of the dairy queen afterwards Oh God. It's a swing and a miss Everybody Everybody Everybody Like I'm no good at sport I'm no good at sport I'm no good at I'm no good at ball I'm no good at all I'm no good at When I registered for baseball I really thought it was gonna be just like that movie "The Sandlot" But I couldn't be more wrong Playing ball all day long was not for me But if it's for you. That's cool I don't judge One time. This girl was watching me bat She was watching me bat Told me I could take her on a date if I hit a home run, but I struck out... I'm no good at sport I'm no good at sport I'm no good at I'm no good at ball I'm no good at all I'm not good at Sitting in the outfield. Picking on a flower Hoping for a game-ending rain shower I heard my coach yell "look alive" I heard my coach yell "look alive" I heard my coach yell "look alive"