Bought a ticket the other night The Union Station was lit up bright The crowd was shoving with all its might But we all fell down for a trip on a Greyhounds bus That's us, heading west on a Greyhound bus The Holland Tunnel was open wide We rode along underneath the tide We found ourselves on the Jersey side What a glorious time for a trip on a Greyhound bus No fuss, heading west on a Greyhound bus Stopped for hot dogs and soda pop Asked the driver, "How long 'til we make another stop?" Soon the sun disappeared from view The stars came out like they always do Then I cuddled up close to you And we both fell in love on a trip on a Greyhound bus That's us in love on a Greyhound bus Harrisburg, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania On to Wheeling, West Virginia Then Columbus, Ohio and Indianapolis, Indiana Then we had a slight delay When the driver mistook Illinois for Iowa A Texas storm made us hesitate A bridge washed out and we had to wait But we'd be happy in any state 'Cause we both fell in love on a trip on a Greyhound bus That's us in love on a Greyhound bus ♪ Harrisburg, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania On to Wheeling, West Virginia Then Columbus, Ohio and Indianapolis, Indiana Then we had a slight delay When the driver mistook Illinois for Iowa A Texas storm made us hesitate A bridge washed out and we had to wait But we'd be happy in any state We both fell in love on a Greyhound bus