This one goes out to all those hopeless romantics Looking for love in the digital age With their tinder hopes And their okcupid dreams This is a true story And it happened to me Let's go! Single life I'm the okcupid Tinder king First place prize In the shirtless mirror game She's the type With the epic novel bio Didn't read one line But I really like her smile so First gotta try to set the date up Girl I'm the knight in shining armor She's my queen caked in makeup I stop by her place I'm f-f-frozen Until she spoke out loud Her voice was deeper than the ocean Why me Just my luck She's one more page That I'll rip out of my book so Trust me If she's too good to be true She might just be a pretty dude Can't escape I'm trying not to panic Maybe I'm just blind But she's got some manly hands I'm thinking How could I Improve this situation And as time crawls by I'm resisting the temptation to Leave her Wish I could but I'm a nice guy But I swear this chick could sing for Rammstein Sorry gotta go Why me Just my luck She's one more page That I'll rip out of my book so Trust me If she's too good to be true She might just be a pretty dude FML It went oh so wrong I can't believe That I put this in a song no Trust me If she's too good to be true She might just be a pretty dude Heed these words This is the verdict Swipe left if she's perfect Why me Just my luck She's one more page That I'll rip out of my book so Trust me If she's too good to be true She might just be a pretty dude FML It went oh so wrong I can't believe That I put this in a song no Trust me If she's too good to be true Listen to this lesson Even if you're desperate Stop before you message Swipe left if she's perfect