I guess you could call me kind of vacuous,
Or maybe that's just how it seems
Cos everything i know i learned from breakfast radio and
Tv talk shows and magazines
And maybe that's all a person ever really needs to get by,
Maybe my head's already full enough,
Or maybe i've got more important things to do with my time
Than learning things and knowing stuff
Let's not talk politics
About countries of which
I've never even heard the name
Because with all of these
Awesome celebrities
And so much on tv there's not really
Room left for that sort of shit in my brain
See i judge worth on how attractive someone is,
How much they earn, not how much someone knows
What's being clever ever done for anyone other than make them
Seem a bit weird and wear rubbish clothes?
And i'm a solid 8, maybe even a 9
In certain light and deep down that's what really counts
Not knowing lots of boring things about lots of boring countries
I've never heard of and can't pronounce
I can't tell you who runs the country
Or correctly use an apostrophe
Foreigns know better english than that wot i speak
But i'm clued up on x-factor and who's banging katie price this week
Let's not talk politics
About countries of which
I've never even heard the name
(They sound the same)
Because with all of these
Awesome celebrities
And so much on tv there's not really
Room left for that sort of shit in my brain