I don't like this party, I don't like this song I don't dig your friends so why'd I sing along? Laugh at all your punchlines Blend in with the herd Sit me with Dad's records, I won't say a word I don't like this party, I don't like you much at all I don't care for romance, I don't care for sex You can go play kiss chase, I've got my cigarettes One day I will drink enough to tell you why I'm a little too keen when I say goodbye I don't like this party, I don't like you much at all I don't like this party, I don't like this song Friends all thick as pig shit, seem to rub me wrong Blackened notebook pages in the back of the crowd Took me 15 years to sing them out aloud I don't like this party, I don't like you much at all