All those male hags with their Tesco bags Swan around in the concrete arcade Those sweat swilled streets smell oh so sweet Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming Like all the tourist we were charmed Charmed by the obvious we were disarmed By the Europop that seductive slop Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming He liked burger bars they're always Empty and full of fun A lack of shape but with every escape Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming Where UB40 are exotic and Mr Gainsbourg Is erotic Walls have ears even Joan Darc is in tears Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming And those mighty moustaches Observe the absurd 'Cos like me we're all part of the herd 'Cos like me we're all part of the herd Pigalle on a Tuesday is charming