Come on in
You're in luck
There's food on the table
Don't raise a fuss
You have my full attention
I swear
Pass the sugar please
I'll make you a sweet treat to buckle your knees
And dazzle all your cravings
You won't go hungry tonight
Welcome to my house
Welcome to my house
Sit a spell
Before we're through
You'll have your cake and eat it too
Welcome to my house
Please pull up a chair
And we'll spend the evening without a care
No better invitation, is there?
Take a look and see
I've got the best hospitality
And you won't have a worry
You're in good hands tonight
Welcome to my house
Welcome to my house
Sit a spell
Before it's done
We'll find a distraction
Welcome to my house
Please don't worry about a thing
We've got everything you need
From luxury to finery
There's no need to worry so
Why would you ever want to go
No, you'll never want that
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't be silly
I know my place
And I'll even let you set the pace
Of course
The customer is right
Let me tempt you more
Trust me nobody is keeping score
And being home is such a bore
Settle in for a bite
Welcome to my house
Welcome to my house
Sit a spell
Don't you know
You've got nowhere else to go
Welcome to my house
Welcome to my house
Welcome to my house
Come on in
Don't be shy
In here it's warm and dry
Welcome to my house