My landlady is too rude In my affair, she likes to intrude My landlady is too rude In my affair, she likes to intrude Five o'clock in the morning Me landlady is pimping No it isn't fair This persecution I got to bear And every Monday Mr, give me the rent All I tried I cannot prevent She telling me Mr, give me the rent ♪ ♪ This is how she start Lot of restrictions to break your heart After ten o'clock Tenants must know my front door is locked And on the wall she stick up a notice No lady friend not even a princess And if you disagree Off you go immediately And every Monday Mr give me the rent Poor Kitchener, I ain't got a cent She telling me Mr give me the rent ♪ No chair, no table The convenience is terrible And on the other part No hot water to take a bath And believe you sleep like a rabbit Although the sheet with half of blanket And she has the audacity To tell me I'm living in luxury And every Monday Mr give me the rent All that I tried I cannot prevent She telling me Mr give me the rent ♪ No use you complain You wasting your time You talking in vain Because when she get a fist She could careless if you vex up ease And the rent is all on the level For Guinness for single for double Boys that landlady bad She worse than landlord from Trinidad And every Monday Mr give me the rent All that I tried I cannot prevent She telling me Mr give me the rent