Homesick in a hotel room My heart is on a plane And when it took off Only a parachute or a U-turn could bring her back Baby I got a show tonight For the next 100 years And when I'm gone I'll cry my eyes out For a woman home alone And I can't even pour myself a glass of wine For I am drunk and fat and about to lose my mind I'm about to lose all my friends I'm outta step & Ill at ease in la la land Sometimes life is fair And you get more than you deserve And then it comes to take it all away And what did you reserve? Baby I'm coming home tonight And for the next 100 years Imma try to be your man Imma do the best I can Imma try to be your man And I can't even pour myself a glass of wine For I am drunk and fat and about to lose my mind I'm about to lose all my friends I'm outta step & Ill at ease in la la land