Am I ugly? Ya (good!) I wasn't happy when I was beautiful Are you happy? Ya (bad!) You get way more done when you're angry I talk to my cigarette, I don't want this cigarette to end I talk to my cigarette, I don't want this cigarette to end ♪ Do you love her? No (lie!) You feel so alone without her Do I need her? Ya (good!) How the hell do I go and get her? I talk to my cigarette, I don't want this cigarette to end (oh yeah) I talk to my cigarette, I don't want this cigarette to end ♪ Oh yeah ♪ I'm very specific who I smoke my cigarettes with Not much for talking, I'm better at gawking at you I smile alone, and have conversations about you You carry on, there's not a goddamn thing I can do I talk to my cigarette, I don't want this cigarette to end I talk to my cigarette, I don't want this cigarette to end